Friday, December 11, 2015

Liveblog: Jessica Jones - 1.07 "Top Shelf Perverts"

I'm liveblogging the seventh episode of Jessica Jones because I'm too lazy to do a full review and it's my blog so I can do what I want (but I'm totally capable of writing full-length reviews daily, potential employers, honest!). Anyway, shit gets crazy in episode seven of Jessica Jones!






Ack Kilgrave is in Jessica's apartment! Ewwww, he's peeing in her toilet. I hope he flushed. I bet he didn't, sick bastard.


"Because I love her." I have to wonder if it was Reuben's declaration of love for Jessica that provoked Kilgrave to kill him out of jealousy. Reuben's banana bread must be really good.

Aw, even though Jessica is feeling like shit, she still gave the homeless guy her Blimpie's punch card! She really is a hero.



"Sign the papers or I'll drop -- Shit. I didn't mean to do that." I believe Wendy is experiencing what we in the business call a "bad day."



Heh. Jessica is the new Malcolm, except instead of stealing other people's peanut butter, she says really dumb lines. "Sobriety blows." "Yeah, real inspirational." You tell her, Malcolm!



Wait, how did Jessica not see dead Reuben when she got into her bed? She's really got to trim those bangs.

Oh god, Reuben is still clutching the knife Kilgrave made him use to cut his own throat.

Dang, maybe Trish should be the detective. Tracking down Kilgrave's new bodyguards is some fine investigating right there.

Hogarth explains who gets locked up in Supermax. "Cannibals, serial killers who make mosaics with their victim's finger nails." "Well that's...very....specific." Heh. Did anyone else think Jessica was going to go all Hannibal and do something obscene with Reuben's body? Also, does anyone else think that Supermax sounds like a brand of tampon?

Malcolm reminds Robin that Jessica's not a bad person. Aww, what a nice friend.

"You know what happens when you burn a bridge? You gotta learn how to swim, or fly." Thanks, random bartender.

Holy shit, Wendy's got balls. And Hogarth is a hilariously cold bitch. Why is Pam dating her again? I'm guessing she's asking herself the same question at this moment.



The scene with Jessica and Trish's mom was really affecting, showing just how much Jessica wants to protect Trish. "People can change. It doesn't make the bad shit you did go away." Everyone's all about justice in this episode.

Oh boy, Simpson is going rogue. I bet he wants to kill Kilgrave on his own. Haven't you been listening to Trish, Will? She's the boss!

It was pretty obvious that Trish was going to freak out when she saw Reuben, but it was still funny.

Oh come on, show. Was that butt shot as Jessica is climbing up the bridge really necessary?

"You're exactly the hero I wanted you to be." Jessica and Trish's friendship is everything.



Yeesh, the scene where Jessica is slowly walking up to Clemmons's desk with the dripping plastic bag was creepy as fuck. Was this what the bartender meant by learning to swim?

So Kilgrave is obsessively in love with Jessica, because she was the first to make him feel desire. Makes sense. If you're a PSYCHOPATH.



All the policemen laughing at the end as Kilgrave walks away, swinging the plastic bag, was incredibly terrifying.

Robin talking about taking Reuben to the zoo was heartbreaking. "He's very sensitive about his neck, you know?" Shudder. For all of their weirdness, seeing the twins' lives destroyed was pretty affecting.



Is this the first time we see Kilgrave not wearing a suit? It's jarring.


Jessica stares in horror at what she sees inside the house. It's full of Mickey Mouse statues!

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